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  • Welcome to Two Babes and a Brain. No, you didn’t read it wrong. We are called Two Babes and a Brain. Yes TWO WOMEN ONE BRAIN. And yes, before you ask, we are ready to take all the comments and jokes that come with that. Allow us to explain. Children fry your brain cells. They suck the intelligence right out of you. They cause you to stare blankly at objects wondering how to use them to do bodily harm—usually you imagine doing bodily harm to yourself because if you do bodily harm to your children, DCYF will have to get involved and that just takes up time you don’t have because---you have children. The two women who run this blog have six children between them. Therefore, they are short on brain power. After some serious mathematical calculations they have come to the conclusion that together they have a total of ONE brain. They feel lucky to have this. Now, on to the Babe issue. To be a Babe, you don’t have to look like Carmen Electra or Katherine Zata Jones. It’s a state of mind. It’s being comfortable in your own skin. A Babe has her own opinions about issues, whether you are talking about politics, sports, education or even the War on Terror. Chris and Lisa definitely have their opinions about almost everything. That’s one reason they created Two Babes and a Brain. And when their opinions are on opposite sides, look out. Katy, bar the door and batten down the hatches cause sh#t’s gonna hit the fan. Chris and Lisa extend an invitation to you to post your comments, questions and yes, even dissenting opinions. But be warned, they love nothing better than a good juicy debate.

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Whining

Thursday, July 20, 2006

My Kingdom for an Air Conditioner

OK... it's my turn to whine about the weather.  Yeah...yeah... I know, I live in the mountains.  But that doesn't mean it doesn't get hot here.  It's in the upper 90s and so humid you could wring the water out of the air....and just like Chris... I have no air conditioning.   I've sucked on so many cherry popcicles, I won't need lip gloss for a month.... and have gone as far as stuck my head in the freezer...yes I did that.  As I sit here, I'm wearing a bag of ice cubes.  I won't divulge as to where I'm wearing it... just that I am.

But my house isn't the worst of it... The kitchen at the restaurant tops it all.  It's so hot back there that my kitchen staff are wearing towels on their heads loaded with ice cubes.  I come home to an un-air-conditioned house every night covered not only in sweat from head to toe...but a layer of flour and sugar and olive oil and whatever fruit I decide to work with that night as well.

Yeah....it's real attractive.  I just hope Food Network doesn't visit anytime soon.

Lisa

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