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Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Here We Go Again

Just when I start to get over the whole trans fats and baby bottle banning issues, New York comes out with bitch banning.  They actually are wasting tax money spending time putting in legislation to ban the terms "bitch" and "ho".  What do these people do for chrissake... sit around and make this shit up.  Do they not have better things to do with their time??? 

So this got me to thinkin'.....  if this crap goes through and people in New York City are truly banned from using the words "bitch" and "ho", what will that mean for the broadcast of the Eukanuba dog show and more importantly Westminster?  Will the commentators no longer be able to refer to the female show dogs as bitches???  I mean, will they get arrested right there, live, on television?  And what about Santa Clause?  Is it OK to say "ho" if you say it three times in a row fast?  What if Santa has the hiccups and says ho and then all of a sudden can't get out the last two hos?  Will he get a citation? 

Yes... my argument is ridiculous.... but no more ridiculous than the legislation I am arguing about.  I am going to be in New York in September.....guess I better start saving bail money.

Lisa

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Lisa, When are you gonna be in New York? I am there alot! What a Hoot that would be!

Daniel and I are going for his 30 year reunion at West Point the week of Sept 4. We will be in Manhattan a couple of days before heading to the Adademy.

GO ARMY!!!

;o)

Hi ho hi ho its off to work we go?
Yo ho the mistletoe hung where we can see?
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum?
Elton John's ...I am a Bitch I am Bitch ...The Bitch is Back?

Dwarfs, pirates, carols and queens! Oh my!

WOOP, WOOP!

I think you need to get your language straight, Missy:

1) "THE Academy" is in Annapolis NOT West Point

2) The phrase is "BEAT ARMY!!!"

Please don't thank me for correcting you, I consider it my duty.

OOPs... you're right JFH....I should have said United States Military Academy or USMA. We certainly don't want to get the two confused now do we... Daniel wouldn't appreciate that... lol And the phrase IS "GO ARMY"... thank you very much.

Y'all going to the Army-Navy game... my wife and I are (if you don't have tickets now, forget about it... Baltimore's stadium is smaller than Phillys and alumni tickets sold out the day they were offered)

I have to agree with Lisa here. As the son of a West Point Grad (Class of 60') I was raised not to lie, cheat, or steal, nor tolerate those that do. Hence my dislike for government.

GO ARMY, BEAT NAVY WHHHOOOORRRAAAHHH

Let's see, 30 year reunion, graduated at 21-22 years of age - that's 50-ish. I knew it, I just knew it! Lisa likes us mature, older types. May be a chance for me yet. Something to look forward to.

I visited both Annapolis and West Point on a tour of the east coast when I was in Girl Scouts in 1976! Long time ago! They both are very lovely places! I can't wait to hear about it all and hear about your couple days in Manhattan too Lisa!!!! ;0) Did you find a dress yet?? Shoes? LOL

RD... you always make me giggle.

Yes LJ, I"m all set in the wardrobe department... hope my suitcase can hold it all... lol You know how it is.. you need a separate one for shoes alone. ;o)

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