Because I appreciate funny stuff and tomorrow is Friday...I thought I'd put this up here and let you all go nuts...Come on...a Kennedy...a car accident...possible booze...all we need is some water...
Chris
UPDATE: You guys know that this guy is a Congressman from my state, right? And that he was in an accident here in Rhode Island two weeks ago...come on
Michelle Malkin has facts but you can leave your jokes here...I promise this time I will come up with a real prize...I have a bag full of Kennedy for President buttons from 1980...that's a good prize.
UPDATE AGAIN: This from ABC News: REP. PATRICK KENNEDY SAYS ANTI-NAUSEA MEDICATION, NOT ALCOHOL, MAY HAVE CAUSED AUTO ACCIDENT
UPDATE: from abc news...REP. PATRICK KENNEDY WILL REPORTEDLY ENTER REHAB FOR ADDICTION TO PRESCRIPTION PAIN MEDICATION


I can't go there ! Between the jokes and the songs ... I really should be getting paid for such a performance!!!!
Posted by: Chris Sears | Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 08:04 PM
yes, I totally get it! his name is kennedy and water is onvolved! ha ha! INVADE IRAN NOW YOU LILIYLIVERED SONS OF WHORES!
Posted by: Dimmer | Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 08:40 PM
Dimmer, I love you, honest I do--but has anyone ever mentioned the possibility that you might have anger management issues? :o)
Posted by: Chris | Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 09:05 PM
oh you just shush now chris. We candiagre while both having tapable asses.
I dislke much of what you say and do here - you'd say the same of me. I'm open to talk about, as I think you are. Reasond argument is much more fun than another talk show host on drugs. If we go to Vegas, you hve to hold my hnad on that big fucking NYNY rollercoaster ride. Ok?
Posted by: Dimmer | Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 09:13 PM
I will hold your hand on the coaster babe--still waiting for the reasoned argument though :0)
Posted by: Chris | Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 09:19 PM
Oh you and your damn smileys...
Posted by: Dimmer | Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 09:23 PM
thpppppt! is that better than the smiley?
Posted by: Chris | Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 09:25 PM
Go answer me in your big ass "Dimmer is a hateful cunt and we don't like him much for that" thread, my little wench.
Posted by: Dimmer | Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 09:30 PM
I'm not sure...I think I like driving you nuts more...email me off line twobabesandabrain@gmail.com and we can discuss it.
Posted by: Chris | Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 09:32 PM
and stop with the wench thing--it gets me hot...
Posted by: Chris | Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 09:33 PM
The rollercoasters on "The strip" are too tame!
I suggest you drive down the !-15, to Buffalo Bill's at the Ca Stateline..That coaster will make you pee..For awhile it had the steepest 1st hillo drop in the USA.
Or #2...The 'Big Shot' Ride high atop the SStratosphere Tower.
It'll make you do #2.
Methinks Kennedy was stopped after riding it as he was wobbly, but claims no alcohol.
Perhaps Rush was in the pasenger seat.
Posted by: Lee | Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 11:16 PM
I have to stop with the thing that gets you hot? Damnit what am I supposed to do, correct Lee's spelling for a livelyhood? Sure, it's a full time job, but...
(Kidding Lee, don't get heat up.)
Posted by: Dimmer | Friday, May 05, 2006 at 12:36 AM
Dimmer..It's my typing that sucks..I can spell...
I try to re-read this stuff befor i post it, but I manage to miss some.
My eyes are shot because of diabetic neuropaty..Some of the letters actually seem to disappear from the page.
..I'll try harder.
ps: Enjoy your youth, guys, it ain't a given!
Posted by: Lee | Friday, May 05, 2006 at 10:02 AM
"Come on...a Kennedy...a car accident...possible booze...all we need is some water..."
You missed the part about lying to the police, Chris...
Initial draft of Patrick Kennedy's statement:
...what's the big deal? It's not like I killed someone with my accident while I was DUI, like um, some people I know...
Posted by: JFH | Friday, May 05, 2006 at 10:55 AM
I think Cynthia McKinney should be getting her next speech ready right now. Jessie Jackson will soon be on the scene!
Posted by: Chris Sears | Friday, May 05, 2006 at 11:08 AM
Lee, typing aside,x I sense you can take a joke. In which case, can you pick me up and head towards Vegas? They like us there.
Posted by: Dimmer | Friday, May 05, 2006 at 11:23 AM
There are witnesses that he was drinking in a bar that night! Wonder how much Kennedy $$$ it will take to have those witnesses forget seeing him there?
Posted by: Chris Sears | Friday, May 05, 2006 at 12:05 PM
"Pain Medication addiction, that's the ticket, sure it didn't work for Rush, but I'm a DEMOCRAT!", Patrick Kennedy to his staff...
Just keep changin' the story, it's what you Kennedy's do best.
Posted by: JFH | Friday, May 05, 2006 at 04:40 PM
And, BTW, on a serious note this is absolute bullcrap!!! First, there is no mention of drugs in Kennedy's initial reponse to the charges. Next, it was Ambien and an anti-nausea drug that could have caused the problem (Obviously, some staffers have been watching the Today Show and reading people for the Ambien defense). Finally, we have the excuse of prescription pain medication addiction??? BTW, if the Congressman was truly in a "blackout" mentality, the cops that allowed him to return to his house were absolutely irresponsible! Not that I believe the story, but, if true, there was nothing to stop Kennedy from going out again.
Posted by: JFH | Friday, May 05, 2006 at 04:55 PM
Kennedy, water, Ambien, DUI, Alcohol addiction, drug addiction,
I'm glad it takes a Liberal who f*cks up to bring you Neo-cons out in righteous outrage!!!
Cause Limbaugh's addiction and subsequent criminal behaviour and abuse of the public trust sure as hell didn't do it!!!!
Hypocrisy is spelled: JFHChrisSearsandtherestofthe rightiesyettocomplainaboutkennedyfamilydisfunctionalism.
Posted by: Lee | Saturday, May 06, 2006 at 01:54 AM
"Cause Limbaugh's addiction and subsequent criminal behaviour and abuse of the public trust sure as hell didn't do it!!!!"
Criminal behavior? Nothing was ever proven. Abuse of the public trust. Oh, please, he's not an elected official.
It not the addiction by Patrick Kennedy that bothers me it's the lying and the cover up.
Posted by: JFH | Sunday, May 07, 2006 at 09:59 AM
JFH...'It's not the addiction by Patrick Kennedy that bothers me...'
So you would have no problem if an addict married your daughter, as long as he was open about it???
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!
Posted by: Lee | Sunday, May 07, 2006 at 11:31 AM
Stil: ROTHFLMYAOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: Lee | Sunday, May 07, 2006 at 11:33 AM
If he was a "recovering addict" and he had gone through treatment... no.
Do YOU have a problem with addicts?!... guess I'm just more compassionate than you.
Posted by: JFH | Monday, May 08, 2006 at 09:36 AM
Lee has lots of problems JFH, they are too many to list here. Kennedy just did what comes naturally to his clan, lie, bribe and get away with it. The capitol police should have busted him then and there, but of course, they don't want to get on the wrong side of the boy. Not that he could do a single thing to any of them. Teddy must be so proud.
JFH, why do you keep handing out facts to the libpiggies? They would have to buy a clue, let alone get one.
Posted by: USMC Steve | Monday, May 08, 2006 at 02:23 PM